只有會計師才懂的笑話，看懂了你就合格了！

小編至近在論壇里看到了一些只有會計師才懂的笑話，快來看看你是不是一個合格的會計師吧！

1、What’s the definition of an accountant?

     A guy who wanted to be a mortician but didn’t have the personality.

2、What is the Army slogan for accountants?

     Be audit you can be.

3、What does an accountant use for birth control?

     His personality.

4、If an accountant’s wife can’t get to sleep, what does she do?

     Leans over to her husband and says “Tell me about work today, honey.”

5、Why Do Accountants Make Good Lovers?

     They’re great with figures. 

6、How Can You Tell You’ve Found a Good Tax Accountant?

     He has a loophole named after him. 

7、How did the accountant die?

     He lost his balance.

8、What do you a call a 90-year-old accountant?

     Someone at the end of their useful life.

9、What’s the Difference Between an Accountant and a Lawyer?

     The accountant knows he’s boring..

10、Where Do Homeless Accountants Live?

       In a tax shelter.

11、How does Santa’s accountant value his sleigh?

       Net Present Value.

12、Why did the auditor cross the road?

       Because that’s what he did last year.

13、What did the accountant do before busy season?

       He shot himself in the face.

圣誕老人的會計如何評價他的雪橇？ 凈現(xiàn)值！哈哈哈哈哈，小編真的是忍不住了！

“一如會計深似?！?，這是一個權責發(fā)生制的世界！

會計準則、財經(jīng)法規(guī)、稅收實務每一樣都在不斷更新，不活到老學到老，還怎么在會計圈混呢？

你們有什么關于會計師才懂的梗嗎？快來和大家分享一下吧！

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